A Letter
For the guest who has never sat at our counter before.
If someone has brought you here for the first time, or if you have wandered in because of the pale pink awning, this page is for you. You will be fine. Here is the short version of what we hope you do with the bowl.
Dear guest,
The first thing we want you to know is that you cannot order wrong. If you tell us you have not had phở bắc before, em Minh at the counter will look you once in the eye and recommend a tái thường — rare beef, regular size — and that is the bowl that has started nine out of ten of our long-time regulars. If you are not eating meat, tell us and we will do what we can within honesty; we are a beef kitchen and we will not pretend otherwise, but we have sent first-time guests home happy with a bowl of noodles, broth-of-vegetables, and a generous plate of herbs.
The bowl will come to the counter hot. It will be heavier than you expect because we use a proper ceramic bát and we warm it before the broth goes in. Do not lean into the steam right away. Give it a breath of its own first. The star anise and cassia are loudest in the first minute; after that they begin to settle, and you will want them in your nose before you want them in your mouth.
Taste the broth plain before you reach for the chili or the lime. This is not a rule — nothing here is a rule — but it is a habit worth having once. If the broth is good, the first spoonful will tell you everything about whether anything else needs to be on the table. If it is not good, tell us. We will make it right. We would rather lose the bowl than sell you a flat one.
Northerners traditionally eat phở bắc without a large herb plate. The aromatics are meant to be in the broth, not on top of it. We will bring you the side plate of Thai basil, ngò gai, bean sprouts, and lime anyway, because we are not dogmatic and because there are good days to tear a leaf of basil in. Do what you like. A squeeze of lime, a touch of tương ớt, a slice of chili — one addition at a time, not all at once. The bowl will change in your hands as you eat it. You are not meant to season it all before the first bite.
Eat with the chopsticks in the dominant hand for noodles and beef, and the flat spoon in the other for broth. A bite, a sip, a pause. If the noodles fall apart on you, it is because they were cooked the right length of time — just short of too soft — and they are trying to soften further. Eat a little faster. The bowl is at its best in its first six or seven minutes.
About the cruller (chả quẩy): if we bring one before eleven in the morning, we are not upselling you. It is complimentary with any bowl before eleven. Tear it with your hands and drop it into the broth in small pieces. Let it soak a breath. Eat it with the soup already soft.
When you are finished, you do not need to explain the bowl to us. A nod is enough. If you drain it, Bà Vĩ Hòa, our grandmother, would have been pleased; she said an empty bowl was the best review a cook could get. If you do not drain it, that is also fine — we know not everyone eats an Đặc biệt bowl in one sitting, and we would rather you stop when you are satisfied than push past it.
There are no tipping expectations at the counter beyond the usual. There is free jasmine tea. If you need a moment longer with the menu, take it — the menu is short and the broth is not going anywhere.
We are glad you came.
— Chị Hảo, Anh Tùng, em Minh
for the Phở Vĩ Hòa kitchen
A few small things
Questions we are asked at the counter often enough to answer here.
Is there a vegetarian bowl?
Not a true one. We build one broth, and it is a beef broth. For a vegetarian guest we will pull noodles, blanch them, and ladle a clear kitchen stock we keep for staff meals over them with herbs and scallion. It is not phở. We will not call it phở. Most vegetarian guests tell us it is fine for what it is.
Can I get it to go?
Yes — the broth in its own quart container, the noodles in a second, the meat and herbs in a third. Assemble at home, broth over the noodles while it is almost too hot to touch. Do not microwave a fully assembled bowl; the noodles will not survive it.
Do you take card?
We do, though the reader is slow and we appreciate cash when it is easy. The tip line on the reader goes to the Thursday envelope, which is split evenly at the end of the month among whoever worked the most Thursdays.
Is there a kids' bowl?
Yes — the phở em bé, a small bowl of plain broth and plain noodles with a little shredded brisket if the child eats meat. No charge. Please let em Minh know when you sit down so he can ask the kitchen before the rush.